Citylink can’t be ars*** to find our house; a ressie can’t be ars*** to warn us about the 98 foodstuffs she can’t eat. Consideration is dead

Trying to finish the next newsletter with more filming (Hotels) on Thu/Fri, then 8 weeks of Country House – and the boiler’s leaking. Great.

I love Suffolk but there’s no doubt Cornish crabs are better than ours – and Cromer crabs are too small and too variable in quality.

The only reason a 12-bed hotel + a good kitchen has only 3 diners is cos the rooms are too bloody expensive- why isn’t it obvious?

A lot even although there are also slots, esp in Barry

There’s slot of water in Wales,both vertical and horizontal