Thrilled Radcliffe & Maconie will be on 6Records (sic) but Radio 2 now useless for evening listening. Jo Wiley instead of Lamarr or R&M? NO.

Pointed out disgusting loo at BP Springfield to staff & was handed roll of blue paper & glass ?! cleaner. Taking the piss or the biscuit?!

What is it about gummy sweets? Addicted to Percy Pig and Pals, not for ‘natural’ fruit flavours but that irresistible teeth-bounce

The sun is shining and the skies are blue. See http://www.crownandcastle.co.uk for SPECIAL OFFERS at the Crown & Castle this weekend.

Sadly cougar-like, found myself liking drummer on Skoda ad in Country House Rescue. So much better than that cheddar ad with COFFEE?

Lasted ’til 2.15am, but that choir! How d’you sing that badly? As usual, James Corden fabulous (and best show to date). Amazing sum raised.