Brill Ldn hols: Eltham Palace, Murano, Dulwich Pic Gallery, Hoppe & Kar exhib, Tempo, Defune, Source Code, Mus of Ldn, Ottolenghi, slumping

Thrilled Radcliffe & Maconie will be on 6Records (sic) but Radio 2 now useless for evening listening. Jo Wiley instead of Lamarr or R&M? NO.

Pointed out disgusting loo at BP Springfield to staff & was handed roll of blue paper & glass ?! cleaner. Taking the piss or the biscuit?!

What is it about gummy sweets? Addicted to Percy Pig and Pals, not for ‘natural’ fruit flavours but that irresistible teeth-bounce

The sun is shining and the skies are blue. See http://www.crownandcastle.co.uk for SPECIAL OFFERS at the Crown & Castle this weekend.

Sadly cougar-like, found myself liking drummer on Skoda ad in Country House Rescue. So much better than that cheddar ad with COFFEE?