So Blackpool invests £££s in another attraction while most bedstock remains grim. How about better bathrooms & fewer guests per sq.ft first?

Best wishes for a healthy, happy and twit-free 2010. With the politicians we’ve got past & future, I think it’s time for anarchy in the UK

A very successful Xmas and very funny having other guests loudly praising the food that some miserable c*** was complaining about.

The decs are up and Monty the reindeer (+ the 2 babies) is standing proudly by the fire. Just wish I liked Christmas, says Ms Misery Guts.

Fab porcini risotto @ Harry’s Dolci on Giudecca, but carpaccio at £36 is taking the p***. It’s even more at Harry’s Bar though.