Naughty Spotify: they’ve reduced the time between ads for us freebie listeners, or I’m an Arctic Monkey (and I’m more of an Amazon Sloth)

No doubt Sebastian Vettel is the best driver on the circuit but still think Jenson was robbed by 3 tyre changes and the race suspension

McLaren’s race strategy has always been crap, viz. Ron Dennis v. Ross B and Ferrari. The latter ALWAYS stuffed McL. I feel so sorry for Jens

What the f*** is going on with Monaco F1 coverage? Is director German/Schumacher’s father? Can we see some other cars apart from Mercedes!

Now I know how stories get distorted: my criticism was of the rest. mgr. not Michael Winner, of whom I’ve heard but remain indifferent.

Lunch at Gilbert Scott with rest. man. fawning so persistently over Michael Winner, she could have sat on his lap. Sycophancy incarnate.